Grendel's Little Brother

Dear Ms. Shannon:

I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll stop being a Godless atheist if you start worshipping the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Or Zeus, Demeter, Kali, Quetzalcoatl, or Freya? Seriously, Ms. Shannon, why not pick an imaginary friend who is at least interesting?

Your pal in atheism,

— Necrospermia

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millehmillehmilleh:

Are there actually people that stupid out there?
Yes, yes there are. Ew. 

ATHEISTS ARE EVIL. KILL THEM WITH OUR GUNS.

Well… Turns out I’m evil. My teachers were right. I owe them a coke.

I find it so fucking hilarious that all the religions and beliefs in God she listed are branches of Christianity. She probably would be all DERP if someone brought up the fact that Muslims & Jews believe in God, because chances are someone like this hates any other religion & race that isn’t hers.

OMG SHE MAKES SO MANY CONTRADICTING POINTS >.<

Mhmm… right. *what a dumb cunt*

damned atheists ruining amurikahhhh

(Source: faqueers)